Tuesday, 22 May 2012

Kendaraan Surga

Category : Jokes

Tiga pria meninggal dan masuk surga. Surga mempunyai  peraturan bahwa
setiap orang baik yang jahat maupun orang baik akan mendapat kendaraan
yang pantas dengan perbuatannya.

Lelaki pertama tiba dan malaikat bertanya,
"Berapa tahun kamu menikah?"
Jawab lelaki pertama, "20 tahun"
"Berapa kali kamu mengkhianati istrimu?"
Jawab lelaki pertama, "5 kali"
"Baiklah," jawab sang malaikat,"Kamu boleh masuk tapi hanya mendapat
Kijang"
Lelaki pertamapun berlalu dengan Kijangnya.

Berikutnya adalah lelaki kedua. "Berapa tahun kamu menikah?"
Jawab lelaki kedua, "30 tahun"
"Berapa kali kamu mengkhianati istrimu?"
"2 kali"
"Lumayan... Kamu pantas mendapatkan BMW"

Tibalah kini lelaki ketiga dan malaikatpun mengajukan pertanyaan yang
sama yang di jawab si lelaki ketiga,
"50 tahun"
"Berapa kali kamu mengkhianati istrimu?"
"Tidak pernah"
"Luar biasa! Ini kunci untuk Ferrari"

Suatu hari, tatkala lelaki pertama dan kedua tadi tengah mengendarai
 mobilnya, mereka melihat lelaki ketiga duduk di tepi jalan sambil
 menangis.

Mereka menghampirinya dan bertanya "Ngapain kamu nangis? Nggak puas
 sama Ferrari ?"
Jawab lelaki ketiga sambil mengusap air matanya,
"Tadi aku berpapasan dengan istriku yang sedang naik sepeda"

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