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kalo cowok

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Kalo cowok ganteng pendiam
     cewek-cewek bilang: woow, cool banget…
kalo cowok jelek pendiam
     cewek-cewek bilang: ih kuper…
kalo cowok ganteng jomblo
     cewek-cewek bilang: pasti dia perfeksionis
kalo cowok jelek jomblo
     cewek-cewek bilang: sudah jelas…kagak laku…
kalo cowok ganteng berbuat jahat
     cewek-cewek bilang: nobody’s perfect
kalo cowok jelek berbuat jahat
     cewek-cewek bilang: pantes… tampangnya kriminal
kalo cowok ganteng nolongin cewe yang diganggu preman
     cewek-cewek bilang: wuih jantan… kayak di filem-filem
kalo cowok jelek nolongin cewe yang diganggu preman
     cewek-cewek bilang: pasti premannya temennya dia…
kalo cowok ganteng dapet cewek cantik
     cewek-cewek bilang: klop… serasi banget…
kalo cowok jelek dapet cewek cantik
     cewek-cewek bilang: pasti main dukun…
kalo cowok ganteng diputusin cewek
     cewek-cewek bilang: jangan sedih, khan masih ada aku…
kalo cowok jelek diputusin cewek
     cewek-cewek bilang:… (terdiam, tapi telunjuknya meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, liat dulu dong bentuknya)
kalo cowok ganteng ngaku indo
     cewek-cewek bilang: emang mirip-mirip bule sih…
kalo cowok jelek ngaku indo
     cewek-cewek bilang: pasti ibunya Jawa bapaknya robot…
kalo cowok ganteng penyayang binatang
     cewek-cewek bilang: perasaannya halus… penuh cinta kasih
kalo cowok jelek penyayang binatang
     cewek-cewek bilang: sesama keluarga emang harus menyayangi…
kalo cowok ganteng bawa BMW
     cewek-cewek bilang: matching… keren luar dalem
kalo cowok jelek bawa BMW
     cewek-cewek bilang: mas majikannya mana?
kalo cowok ganteng males difoto
     cewek-cewek bilang: pasti takut fotonya kesebar-sebar
kalo cowok jelek males difoto
     cewek-cewek bilang: nggak tega ngeliat hasil cetakannya ya?…
kalo cowok ganteng naek motor gede
     cewek-cewek bilang: wah kayak lorenzo lamas…bikin lemas…
kalo cowok jelek naek motor gede
     cewek-cewek bilang: awas!! mandragade lewat…
kalo cowok ganteng nuangin air ke gelas cewek
     cewek-cewek bilang: ini baru cowok gentlemen
kalo cowok jelek nuangin air ke gelas cewek
     cewek-cewek bilang: naluri pembantu, emang gitu…
kalo cowok ganteng bersedih hati
     cewek-cewek bilang: let me be your shoulder to cry on
kalo cowok jelek bersedih hati
     cewek-cewek bilang: cengeng amat!!…laki-laki bukan sih?
Kalo cowok ganteng baca artikel ini
 langsung ngaca sambil senyum-senyum kecil, lalu berkata “life is beautifull”
kalo cowok jelek baca artikel ini,
 Frustasi, ngambil tali jemuran, trus triak sekeras-kerasnya “HIDUP INI
 KEJAAAAMMM….!!!”


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