Sunday, 20 January 2019

LAKI-LAKI DINILAI DARI PIPISNYA

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Lelaki Pemalu:
Jika merasa dilihat atau dilirik orang lain, pipisnya tidak keluar, tapi pura-pura menyiram, keluar, lalu kembali lagi kemudian.
 
Lelaki Malu-maluin:
Pipis di celana

Lelaki Ramah :
Ngajak ngobrol sambil pipis, sampe temennya gak bisa pipis.

Lelaki Percaya Diri:
Habis pipis, anunya dibawa jalan-jalan kewastafel, trus cebok di wastafel.

Lelaki Pelupa :
Sudah pipis, keluar toilet, buru-buru balik lagi, karena masih pingin pipis beberapa tetes lagi.

Lelaki Dermawan:
Pipis di WC Umum, pipisnya nggak keluar, tapi tetep bayar.


Lelaki Pelit :
Kalau buang air besar di WC Umum, ngakunya pipis (biar bayar murah)

Lelaki Suka Melamun:
Membuka kancing leher kemeja, mengeluarkan dasinya, lalu pipis di celana.

Lelaki Efisien:
Meskipun sudah waktunya pipis, tapi ditahan dulu sampai kebelet buang air besar, baru kemudian melakukan keduanya dalam satu waktu yang sama.

Lelaki Pemabuk:
Jempol kiri dipegang dengan tangan kanan, lalu pipis di celana.

Lelaki Palsu:
Pipis di toilet cewek!

Lelaki Edan:
Makai celana yang abis dipipisin.

Lelaki Sarap :
Pakai celana yang habis dipipisin, tapi dicium dulu, kali-kali aja baunya sudah jadi bau parfum

Lelaki Kreatif:
Kalau pipis kakinya diangkat satu...

Lelaki Irit :
Kagak pernah pipis seumur-umur.

Lelaki Nekad:
Suka "mipisin" isteri tetangga.

Lelaki Funky :
Pipis di tempat umum.

Lelaki Sial :
Maunya pipis air, yang keluar malah batu.

Lelaki Enjoy:
Pipis sambil merem-melek.

Lelaki Hemat Waktu

Cuma buka resleting, dikeluarin, terus langsung pipis.

Lelaki Moody :
Biasa pake pampers ...hehehe...

Lelaki Kurang Ajar :

Lagi pipis... He kentut... Pura- pura cuek lagi!

Lelaki Buta Huruf:
Di urinoir sudah Ada tulisan "RUSAK" ... He ... Masih dipipisin juga.

Lelaki Turunan Kucing:
Nggak bisa liat barang baru, diendus-endus, trus dipipisin.

Lelaki Sabar :
Nungguin air cebok gak keluar-keluar, manteeeng aja di urinoir.

Lelaki Hip-hop :
Pipis sambil kejang-kejang breakdance.

Lelaki Pembenci:
Sesudah pipis trus ngeludahin pipisnya.

Lelaki Gaya:
Pipisnya sambil tangan yang satu tolak pinggang.

Lelaki Arogan :
Pipisnya sambil tangan dua-duanya tolak pinggang.

Lelaki Komunikatif:
Pipis sambil ketik SMS.

Lelaki Sibuk:
Selalu nunggu sampe kebelet bangeeet..., trus terbirit-birit ke toilet.

Lelaki Belum Dewasa:
Pipisnya belum bisa lempeng.

Lelaki Romantis :
Pipisnya sambil mendesah ahh...

Lelaki enggak Ada kerjaan:
Pipis sambil baca email.

Lelaki cuek
Abis pipis, risleting nggak ditutup, celana nggak di kancing

Lelaki cool
Pipis di kulkas

Lelaki licik
Pipis di dalam kolam renang

Lelaki berani
Pipisin kolam renang Dr atas pinggir kolam

Lelaki hangat
Pipis deket kompor

Lelaki buaya
Pipis sambil tengkurep

Lelaki hati-hati
Pipisnya dikeluarin pelan-pelan (takut bunyi)

Lelaki tukang nyontek
Kalo pipis di toilet umum, suka liatin punya tetangga sebelahnya

Lelaki sia-sia
Pas kebelet pipis, buru-buru lari ke toilet, belum sempet buka celana udah pipis di celana duluan

Lelaki percaya diri
Kalo pipis kepalanya tegak, sambil liat ke depan

Lelaki penghibur
Kalo pipis sambil bersiul ato menyanyi

Lelaki ilmuwan
Tiap kali pipis, sebagian pipisnya selalu disisihkan sbg sampel utk diteliti

Lelaki sensitif
Baru minum sedikit udah kebelet pipis

Lelaki jantan
Tiap abis pipis selalu berkokok

Lelaki sial
Lagi pipis, kepingin kentut yang keluar BAB...

Lelaki boros
Minum sedikit, pipisnya banyak

Lelaki bisnis
Pipisnya bisa dijual

Lelaki hobi berkebun
Pipisnya di kebun, biar subur katanya

Lelaki petualang 1
Pipisnya dibotol aqua

Lelaki petualang 2
Pipis pagi di bogor, Pipis siang di Jakarta, Pipis malam di bandung

Lelaki pemimpi
Mimpi pingin pipis, Dan dikeluarin di tempat tidur

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