Saturday, 16 February 2019

Apa bedanya Cowok Ganteng dengan Cowok Jelek?

Category : Jokes
Cowok Ganteng : Jomblo nih
Cewek Bilang : Pasti dia perfeksionis
Cowok Jelek : Jomblo juga
Cewek Bilang : Sudah jelas..nggak laku!

Cowok Ganteng :  Gue punya cewek cantik
Cewek Bilang : Klop..serasi banget
Cowok Jelek : Gue juga punya cewek cantik
Cewek Bilang :  Pasti main dukun..atau ceweknya matre

Cowok Ganteng :  Gue baru aja ditolak cewek
Cewek Bilang :  Jangan sedih, kan masi ada aku...
Cowok Jelek : Gue ditolak cewek nih
Cewek bilang : (Diam…tapi telunjuknya meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah)

Cowok Ganteng :  Gue barusan diputusin cewek gue
Cewek Bilang : Rugi tuh cewek..tapi rejeki buat cewek yg lain
Cowok Jelek : Gue juga baru diputusin cewek
Cewek Bilang :  Akhirnya…terbuka juga mata hati cewek itu.

Cowok Ganteng :  Gue suka merawat wajah
Cewek Bilang : Bagus,itu memelihara asset namanya..
Cowok Jelek :  Gue juga suka merawat wajah
Cewek Bilang :  Aah…buang-buang waktu aja.

Cowok Ganteng :  Gue emang Indo campuran
Cewek Bilang :  Emang mirip-mirip bule sih...
Cowok Jelek : Gue asli Indo campuran lho
Cewek Bilang :  Campuran bemo sama becak, kali..

Cowok Ganteng :  Nasib, gue gak selesai studi
Cewek Bilang :  Jadi artis aja...
Cowok Jelek :   Gue juga gak selesai studi
Cewek Bilang :  Mau jadi apa lo?

Cowok Ganteng :  Gue atasan dia
Cewek Bilang : Cocok..tampangnya aja udah intelek
Cowok Jelek :  Gue jadi atasan nih
Cewek Bilang :  Ga pantes, muka pembantu...

Cowok Ganteng :   Gue bisa main gitar
Cewek Bilang :  Most talented boy..
Cowok Jelek :  Gue malah jago main gitar
Cewek Bilang :  Mantan pengamen ya?

Cowok Ganteng : Gue pake kacamata hitam?
Cewek Bilang :  Kereen...jadi inget film Matrix
Cowok Jelek :  Kalo gue pake kacamata hitam?
Cewek Bilang :  Cocok..tinggal kasih tongkat aja.

Cowok Ganteng : Cium dong
Cewek Bilang : Boleh..tapi yang soft ya...
Cowok Jelek :  Cium dong
Cewek Bilang :  Ih jijayy…rugi banget deh gue!

Cowok Ganteng : Gue bukan orang baik
Cewek Bilang : Nobody's perfect
Cowok Jelek :  Gue pernah sih berbuat jahat
Cewek Bilang :  Pantes…tampang criminal seh!

Cowok Ganteng : Gue bukain pintu mobil buat kamu, sayang
Cewek Bilang : Ini baru cowok sejati
Cowok Jelek :  Gue bukain pintu mobil buat kamu ya, sayang
Cewek Bilang :  Naluri pembantu, emang begitu...

Cowok Ganteng : Tenang aja, gue bakal nolongin lo, sayang
Cewek Bilang : Wuih jantan..kaya difilm-film action
Cowok Jelek :  Gue bakal ngehajar tu preman, sayang
Cewek Bilang :  Gak mungkiin, orang premannya temen dia...

Cowok Ganteng : Gue seneng ma anjing lucu itu
Cewek Bilang : Perasaannya halus...penuh cinta kasih
Cowok Jelek :  Gue seneng deh ma anjing kamu
Cewek Bilang :  Sesama keluarga emang harus saling menyayangi...

Cowok Ganteng : Gue pacaran ma tante-tante?
Cewek Bilang :  Pinter juga tuh tante
Cowok Jelek :  Gue lagi deket ma tante-tante nih
Cewek Bilang : Pasti karena 'cucakrowo'nya...

Cowok Ganteng : Gue dah setahun pacaran ma Luna Maya
Cewek Bilang :  Percaya...masuk akal sih.
Cowok Jelek :  Gue baru aja jadian Luna Maya
Cewek Bilang :  Tolong ya, beli kaca dulu deh, kalo perlu yang besar sekalian!

Cowok Ganteng : Gue orangnya pendiam
Cewek Bilang :  Waah, cool banget...
Cowok Jelek :  Gue juga pendiam
Cewek Bilang :  Ih kuper...

Cowok Ganteng : Gaul dong gaul
Cewek Bilang : Funky bo..
Cowok Jelek :  Gaul doong...
Cewek Bilang :  Ih norak..

Cowok Ganteng : Gue sebenarnya gay
Cewek Bilang :  Tuh…cowok-cowok aja juga suka
Cowok Jelek :  Gue gay
Cewek Bilang :  Abis…cewek-cewek gak ada yang berminat seh

Cowok Ganteng : Gue playboy
Cewek Bilang :  Wajar kok, kan dikerubutin cewek-cewek cantik
Cowok Jelek :  Gue juga playboy
Cewek Bilang :  Playboy kampungan sih iya, pasti sering diputusin cewek...

Kalo Cowok Ganteng baca ini langsung ngaca sambil senyum2 kecil, dan berkata, "Life is So Beautiful"
Kalo Cowok Jelek baca ini, frustasi, terus ambil tali jemuran, lalu teriak sekeras-kerasnya, "HIDUP INI MEMANG KEJAAAM!!"

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