Wednesday, 23 May 2012 |
Komputer dan tipe perempuan
Category : JokesBaru-baru ini World Computer Scientist Journal mengadakan survey thd para computer scientist ttg bagaimana cara mereka memandang wanita, hasilnya sbb :
1. Tipe CPU: pintar, pemikir, tidak banyak bicara tapi mengerjakan banyak hal,(diam-diam tau-tau sudah 7 bulan).
2. Tipe Monitor: genit, senangnya diperhatikan, suka pamer, (padahal belum tentu yang dipamerin bagus).
3. Tipe Keyboard: senang dipegang, ditekan dan dipencet di berbagai lokasi(awas, salah tekan bisa kena jitak).
4. Tipe Printer: aktif, ditekan sedikit geraknya banyak, kalau sedang dipakai berisik, (nggak cocok di rumah type 21 ato' RSS, mengganggu tetangga).
5. Tipe Mouse: pas dan enak digenggam, dingin-dingin empuk!
6. Tipe Windows: tampak luar bagus, dalamnya penuh bugs.
7. Tipe Linux-console: tampak luar jelek, dalamnya 'handal'.
8. Tipe XWindow: luar dalam bisa dihandalkan.
9. Tipe DOS: ....wajah tidak cantik, belum tentu hatinya baik!
10.Tipe UNIX: diam-diam, multi user.
11.Tipe PLC: badan besar dan kekar, Mampu bekerja di tempat kotor, 24 jam sehari, 365 hari setahun nonstop selama 30 tahun
12.Tipe Windows NT: multi user, previlleges bisa costumized.
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