Saturday, 17 August 2019

Hal Tentang Wanita Yg Harus Diketahui Pria Jago Komputer

Category : Must Read
Saya tidak menulis artikel ini untuk merendahkan pria atau wanita, ada 6 hal yang harus diketahui seorang pria ahli komputer mengenai komputer..:

1. Kita Musti Menghibur Suasana Wanita Dari "Virus" Bete Dengan "Menscannya" Dengan Kata-Kata Kita Yang Telah terupdate "Databasenya Enginenya".

2. Kita Musti Ngasih Sisa "Free Space" Hati Kita Untuk Wanita....., Agar Si Wanita Selalu Di Hati Kita.

3. Kita Harus Merestart System Hati Kita, Ketika Sudah Ada Tanda-Tanda Suasana "OverHate" Dengan Wanita. Kalo Kamu Nggak Restart System Hatimu Ketika sedang Overheat, Lama-Lama Si Wanita Bakal "Terdelete" Dari Hardisk Hati Kita. Dan Bisa Membawa Virus Baru Lagi Yang Mempunya Varian nama : Patah Hati. Virus Ini Biasanya Sulit Untuk Dihapus, Kecuali Ada Wanita Lain Yang Mengisi Hardisk Hatimu

4. Jangan Lupa Selalu Ganti "Theme" Kamu, Karena, Si Wanita Kadang-Kadang Suka Bosen Dengan Theme Yang Itu-Itu Aja. Cobalah Pake theme Yang Terbaru And Cool, Seperti "Themenya Window Vista".

5. Ketika "Koneksimu" dengan Si Wanita Bermasalah, Cobalah Kamu Cek Kabel Networkmu, Jika Ga ada Yang Bermasalah Tapi tetep Ga Bisa, Coba Ketik Ini Di "Ms DOs" Hapemu "ping kamu_dimana ?" jika yang tertulis request time out, berarti rasa sayangnya udah mulai memudar, tapi kalo tulisannya, "can't find host server" berarti dia udah ga sayang ama kamu.

6. Kalo Para Wanita Ga Mau Masuk Ke "Systemmu", Berarti Systemmu Jelek, Banyak Virusnya, Hardwarenya Butut, Ganti Yang Baru dech, Dijamin PAra Wanita Akan Dengan Mudah Masuk Ke Systemmu....good luck

Like this articles? share it with Share With FacebookFacebook
<< Back
0 Comment | 5956 hits | Posted by Callrid at 2009-03-17 09:23:56

Related Read

Add Comment
Name :
Web :
Comment :

Code :
 

Other Source
A Practical Guide On Complete Multivitamins
Many of us have a hard time deciding what the best multivitamin is for us. This is completely confusing and difficult especially when there are so many bottles to scan in the various aisles of the...

High Blood Pressure
The nutritional benefits of low-fat dairy products are well known for ages. The latest studies show that the ingredients of dairy products - some combination of milk proteins are effective and...

Welcome To Mimicwatch.com - Quality Luxury Replica Vacheron Constantin Watches At Affordable Price
When entering our online store at Mimicwatch.com, you are given an unique opportunity to choose among a wide selection of famous Replica Watches and Replica handbags such as Replica Vacheron...

Ebook Marketing Tips
A great way to have a product to sell on the Internet is an e-book which almost anyone can create. There is no longer any need for delaying with the simple process detailed below. If you are afraid...

Tactical Asset Marketing
Asset Management Different Asset Allocation Strategies Asset marketing is the process of dividing a portfolio into major asset categories such as cash, stocks, real estate, or...

Shout Box
2019-07-11 18:19:35 
Michaelimpet
pinch a websitte? vistaprint website builder, sba loans,buy fortnite accounts cheap
2019-04-10 21:32:43 
StivenSortPat
http://newseastwest.com/was-mukesh-ambanis-son-akash-ambani-driving-the-sports-car-that-killed-two-people/comment-page-1/#comment-338201
2019-02-26 22:20:45 
Playavmk

2016-11-24 08:56:05 
Pembicara Internet M
Website yagn bagus
2016-11-24 08:40:45 
Produsen Mukena
Good Website

Site Partners


Search Articles

Web Statistic
No Visitor :
3289222
Today Visitor :
1
Online Visitor :
1
what is my ip address? Page Rank Checker

< Aug 2019 >
SMTWTFS
    123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031

Increase Page Rank

Last Modified 01-August-2019, 20:22:01 pm
callrid.com Created 2006-2012 by Anton Ongsono
All rights reserved